Friday, January 6, 2017

Babies (2010)


Gabe - I came upstairs and my wife and daughter were watching babies. This movie follows the first year of life of one baby from Namibia, Japan, Mongolia, and San Francisco. Watching the babies from Namibia and Mongolia drink from small streams of water, chew on bones they find on the ground, lick dog's mouths, and not flinch when rushed by a herd of cows, was awesome. In contrast, the new age yuppie San Fran parents lint rolling their babies onesie with the baby in it seemed weird. If you are going to have a baby, or have a baby, 10/10 just watch this. If you aren't a breeder this is going to be more of a 7/10 for ya.  Also, my wife said I missed the nursing part of the movie, and that's amazing because there is so much saggy milkboob in what I saw. Mostly from Namibia. What was weird was, at birth they give the little baby boy a loincloth, but a gurl can't get some support?? For real though if you don't care at all about babies, but are thinking about burning your bra, but aren't sure of the physical consequences, this movie is 10/10

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