Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Nukie (1987)


Levi - Sometimes in life you know you're about to watch a bad movie, but it surpasses your lowest expectations, and makes you look back on the last hour and a half of your life and you wonder where it all went wrong. I started watching this movie for a few chuckles, I finished watching it so that nobody else would make this same grave mistake that I just made. Nukie, starring Glynis Johns rides on the wave of popularity that movies such as E.T. and Mac and Me started, and smashed it into the ground. An alien, Nukie in Africa, is looking for his brother, Miko, in America. There's a snappy AI, talking monkeys, and zero emotion or motivation behind anybody acting in this movie. This movie is abhorrent. For the love of all that's good and holy, don't watch this movie. However, a movie like this will instill hope in someone like me, because it makes me feel like I can write something better. I can't, but now there's hope, thanks to Nukie. 1/10

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