
The goal is simple yet tedious. Watch as many movies as I can this year. I’m going to give myself a reachable goal, 5 movies a week. That’s 52 weeks. That’s 260 movies. Why? Cuz I gotta.
Included in this goal are my wife and a few friends.
- Allyson - Gabe
- Levi - Alex - Tristan - Jaiden - Julian - Phil
Saturday, January 14, 2017
The Shallows (2016)
Alex - When I saw the trailer for The Shallows, my first thought was "How are they going to make an entire film based on this premise!?" Now that I've seen the film, I know the answer: YOU CAN'T. Blake Lively plays a surfer who decides to visit a beach in Mexico where her mom used to surf. She decides to go there and surf that area for the first time, and is attacked by a shark. Each scene becomes more preposterous than the last. Example: at one point while being chased by the shark, Blake's character tries to hide within a school of jellyfish... CG JELLYFISH! For some reason the shark takes everything personal and makes the killing of Blake Lively his sole mission in life. But I must admit: after watching Blake's horrid performance, I felt I could empathize with the shark. 1.5/10
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